I’m The Master
(Johan Bengtsson)
B-side of Adultness
People of the United States… WHOOOOOOOA!
I am the one you should keep your eyes on
I am better than the loser Bill Clinton
I am angrier than my father
I am the one that just don’t bother
It was I who caused global warming
It is I who like the world go storming
I can’t even spell the names of my daughters
And neigher the names of the ones that I slaughter
It was I who laught at the Kyoto convention
And I want my soldiers to have special exceptions
So they can kill anyone on my order
And rape young girls in lands of disorder
It was people like me who fed bin-Ladin
We do it to please the God we’re lovin’
And I don’t find it very bad
Even if some people seem to be sad
And I am sure of my president post
‘Cause I have paid the president cost
By bribing and cheating I won the election
Take a look at my small vote collection
There are people who say “How naive you are”
That doesn’t matter, I’ve come this far
But I want more power, even faster
‘Cause I’m the master, I’m the master!
I’m the master, I’m the master!
I’m the master, I’m the master!
I’m the master, I’m the master!
I’m the master, I’m the master!
I’m the master of the US!
I’m the master of the US!
I’m the master of the US!
I’m the master of the US!
The US are masters of the world!
The US are masters of the world!
The US are masters of the world!
The US are masters of the world!
I’M EARTH’S BLOODY MIGHTIEST PERSON! HAH!
Thank you for listening… he he he
Credits:
Johan Bengtsson (vocals, keyboard, programming)